Monday, May 30, 2011

The corporate alphabet

A - Really? We never start on time, so we will start with B, okay?

B - Replan in progress, We will start with C,if there are no surprises this point forward

C - Could you pass this much needed information, high dependency

D -

E - Does Enyone have info on this? We were blocked on D and now we have had to use

E in "anyone"

F - Finally!!

G - Good Job guys, we are almost 30% done

H - How are we doing today, are we on track to get this product out in the market on time?

I - In a party

J - Jhoom Barabar Jhoom

K - Kahlua

L - Leave

M - Maybe, not sure

N - No, I believe this is not the case here. There could be an alternate approach

O - Ohhh....really?

P - Poor results this quarter, is not an option

Q - Quarter

R - Reminder:

S - Second Reminder:

T - Third Reminder:

U - Unavailable for next 2 weeks

V - Very nice,good job

W - Where are we on the delivery? Its already W! We have 3 more consonants to go!

X - X-box (I couldnt think of anything better)

Y - YoY (year on year)

Z - Zzzzz, wha..??? What product? Zzzzz

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